Wednesday, June 25, 2008

THE LONELY ONANISTA prepares for MAMMOTH Swim!



The Lonely Onanista is gearing up for a marathon swim across the Atlantic Ocean to the British Isles where she will make a cameo appearance in The Mammoth Book of Best New Erotica 8, the prestigious annual volume edited by the superlative Maxim Jakubowski, published by Constable & Robinson (UK) and Running Press (USA).

I am overjoyed to be in this important anthology with what is certain to be a mammothly fabulous roster of word fondlers.

6 comments:

Jeremy Edwards said...

Hooray! Go, Onanista, go! (And don't forget to bring your arch.)

EllaRegina said...

Thank you!

Alas, the Arch is not buoyant and must be left behind but "someone" is going to keep an eye (or dozens of them) on the structure while she is gone.

I'm more concerned with her passport -- can she "stow it aboard"? Dryly? And what will she eat, being separated from her food sources? Really, I have worries!

Craig Sorensen said...

I certainly hope her arch doesn't fall when she's away.

Congrats Ella!

EllaRegina said...

Thanks, Craig!

My girl is flat of foot already. ;-)

kristina lloyd said...

Congrats!

I read The Lonely Onanista recently (seems I'm behind the times) and thought it such a wonderful story. Really enjoyed it.

You want me to look after your gal while she's this side of the pond?

EllaRegina said...

Oh, Kristina! You're so sweet. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Indeed, put that woman on your surveillance list! Keep her away from all National Monuments! Nelson's Column, in particular (Big Ben goes without saying, so to speak). Please! And, thank you!